Our team is a group of airsofters from the Midlands who don’t take the sport to serious, our favorite place is Stormforce in Rugely. Father and sons, Uncles and nephew's, looking for our first Mother and son or daughter members, any and every one welcome. Love airsoft, love socializing at airsoft and definitely love the drinking after.
Name: Paul Martin
NickName: Stryder
Age: 39 (lol, not going any higher)
Paul, ex RN, so is rubbish on land, he does try though. His partner in crime is Akira, he has known him 21 years or, its almost like he is his son. If you see him best way to make friends is with a fresh cuppa' tea. Likes a bit of judo and working out, security consultant by day lap dancer by night.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Bigger, stronger but not older
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? Idris Elba
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Morgan Freeman
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? Ojo, but he gets that from me
What's your biggest pet peeve? Manners, untruths
Who is the messiest person you know? That would be me.
What is your favourite movie? To many, but Big Trouble in Little China
What's your favourite place to eat? Anywhere that has meat.
What are your favourite clothes? Invisible ones
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? Were spiders but got over that, so sea crabs now.
What would be your superpower? Making people feel safe and comfortable, Comsafe Man
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? Tag round deployed in my hand, pointed it downwards, into my bumhole/perineum, true story at Gangsta City
What were your best/worst subjects in school? Sports/maths
Were you bullied as a kid? Feckno
What were you like as a kid? Unbullyable
What is your personal aim this year? Lose so much weight.
Favourite food? MEAT
Favourite band or musician? Cliff Richard.
Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? To many falls, see our YouTube for proof.
One word to describe you? Nice.
Best airsoft related advice. Get some comms and learn how to use them, it makes a huge difference.
Site: Various
Gun use: TM 416 TM Scar
Fave weapon: Glock 18
Married/Single? Married to my Lovely Wife
Name: Owen Akira
NickName: Akira
Age:21
Owen is our resident WW2 enthusiast, dont let his age put you off, he is deadly with 6mm balls of ouch. Sneaky and covert the only thing you will hear is the crack of his weapon, whether he is using one of his ww2 milsim or his modern kit. Best way to make friends, talk about PC gaming or quality food at good restaurants. Has a thing for weird and wonderful looking pets, a Pug, Land Hermit Crabs and Crested gecko to name a few.
Name: Andy Ford
NickName: 4D
Age: 38
Andy is our most famous player, he is the bass player from the Cower Hounds, so he rocks hard. How he has time to keep his lovely wife happy, be famous,
Site: Various
Gun use: Krytac SPR & PDW, honey badger, plus other M4 platforms & G36c. L96 sniper, shotgun & Glock 17 and 1911 sidearms
Fave weapon: Krytac SPR
Married/Single? Married
Name: Will
NickName: Wolowitz
Age: not as old as Paulie
What do you want to be when you grow up? - Boys never do grow up do they?! When i was a kid i wanted to be a pilot. Lol. My Grandad was an air traffic controller and had a pilot’s licence, so many a weekend spent at the airfield and flying.
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? - Tough one. sorry, don’t really know.
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Director, not sure. Some actors you know aren't going to make a crap film. E.g., Denzel Washington or Morgan Freeman. I haven't got a favourite though.
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? - Hard to say! You're all great fun and we have a good laugh. The banter is fun and I enjoy watching Karlos & Dano winding each other up!
What's your biggest pet peeve? - I'm quite a stickler for punctuality (i don’t like being late, but don’t like others to be late either).
Who is the messiest person you know? - Probably my wife, but don’t tell her!
What is your favourite movie? - As a kid it was Star Wars, but now days my taste is much more varied. Still love Sci-Fi, but a film has got to have some action in it.
What's your favourite place to eat? - Nothing too pretentious. I like good home cooked food.
What are your favourite clothes? - Most of my clothes are outdoor type clothes. I'm not into fashion and wear what I like and what I’m comfortable in.
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? - Biggest = Nearly lost my wife a few years back due to health issues, scared the shit out of me and wouldn’t want to go through that again.
What would be your superpower? - Tricky one. Being invisible would be cool.
Are you good at accents? - No, terrible!
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? - I used to be pretty accident prone, would have to go to A&E at least once a year, but not so bad recently (touch wood). Dumbest probably when drunk.
What would be on the gag reel of your life? - As per above. I have been pretty accident prone in the past, so probably a compilation of those.
Where did you grow up? - Leicester.
What were your best/worst subjects in school? - Best was Maths. Worst was English.
Were you bullied as a kid? - Yes. But probably also did a bit of bullying myself. Part of growing up isn't it?
What were you like as a kid? - Pretty normal. Was never in the cool gang but was never with the weirdos either.
Site: Various
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Married/Single? Wifey
Name: Mark
NickName:Swampy
Age: old
What do you want to be when you grow up? Truck driver
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? Jim Carey
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Vin Diesel
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? Paul
What's your biggest pet peeve? people not answering mobile phone
Who is the messiest person you know? daughter
What is your favourite movie? John wick
What's your favourite place to eat? KFC
What are your favourite clothes? combats and t shirt
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? more kids
What would be your superpower? strength
Are you good at accents? no
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? punched in face and given black eye while asleep
What would be on the gag reel of your life? childhood
Where did you grow up? Tamworth
What were your best/worst subjects in school? best pe, worst English
What were you like as a kid? little shit
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Name: Dano
NickName: Dan 'We Not Here That Week'
Age: 32
Dano is our power drinker, not seen him pished yet, he has been in training. The torment of the squad, nothing is off limits, some of the shit he says is 'did he really say that' followed by everyone laughing like crazy. Need ya pistol looking at, this is your man, he makes them so sexy.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Peter Pan I aint growing up
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? Jonny Depp, he would certainly make those crazy nights a little more crazy
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Leonardo DiCaprio, everything he is in is pure gold
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? Everyone in Misfitz has had me in stitches at one point or another and honestly think is has become part of the selection process but as for funniest, Gorehound has a way with words and perfect for Mom jokes, Twat
What's your biggest pet peeve? Unreliability and dishonesty
Who is the messiest person you know? That would be me
What is your favourite movie? The Goonies
What's your favourite place to eat? Mama Mia’s in Costa Del Sol
What are your favourite clothes? Jeans T and cloth shirt
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? Wasps, definitely wasps
What would be your superpower? Flying, just to add to the whole Peter Pan thing
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? Jumping on a wasp’s nest and needing medical attention, accidently might add (Paul here, was a great day, Gorehound FB lived it and the paramedics where proper jokes)
Where did you grow up? Cradely Heath, West Midlands UK, Fuengirola, Malaga, Spain
What were your best/worst subjects in school? Best Maths, worse English
Were you bullied as a kid? yeah, I was. Not the greatest childhood but things picked up after 16 so can’t complain after that
What were you like as a kid? 100% nuts, too much energy and not enough sense, loyal and honest though
Are you good at accents? I would like to say yes, but being good has yet to be determined
What would be in your gag real? Most of it to be honest, I have done some pretty dumb shit. Once and friend and I made a crossbow, and his head would most likely have been attached to a tree if it wasn’t for a random guy knocking it from my grip and trying to shoot an apple off his head (Paul, pmsl)
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Name: Luke Scattergood
NickName: Scattman
Age:26
Scattman is the Poster Boy of the group, devilsih handsome, suave BUT alas ladies, he is spoken for, he has found Mr Right. His love of airsoft and the gym keeps him in good working order and is looking to compete in the 2017 Mr Gay UK. You will find him mostly mooching about in the bush (he may not be that gay ;) ) picking players off from a distance, or sneaking up behind them. Our gun tech, he has a tool box of magic he sprinkles on our rifs, yes they do shoot that far.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Sniper
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? Ryan Reynalds
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Johnny Depp
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? Owen
What's your biggest pet peeve? Lack of common sense
Who is the messiest person you know? Paul or zeff
What is your favourite movie? Shooter
What's your favourite place to eat? Slim chickens
What are your favourite clothes? Comfy ones
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? spiders
What would be your superpower? Super intelligent
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? I shoot myself atleast once a week #teamtech (best in the business quote from Paul)
What were your best/worst subjects in school? Science math good, English bad
What were you like as a kid? Like a crack addict who had to dismantle everything
What is your personal aim this year? 6 pack
Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four-man squad? Chris Kyle, Me Chuck Norris, and yo momma
Favourite food? ATM yogurt
If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Red bull rampage
Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Freipdy nades are allways good
Tell us your funniest joke? UK government
What hobbies do you have? Gym, MTB Airsoft
What is your favourite website? Ali express
Who is your dream date? Free one
What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? If I push we push say it together
One word to describe you? Luke
Best airsoft related advice. It’s just a game they're probably not cheating you're probably shit
Site: Various
Gun use: m4 dmr, m4 cqb, acr, tar 21, l96, sten, 1911 punisher 1911 dragon
Fave weapon: m4 dmr ( The rairder)
Married/Single? Imprisoned
Name: Jack
NickName: SGT Peggington
Age:
Bitch to Misfitz Pheobe he likes his m4's and pegging, not with a m4, but you would need to ask. Likes a sneaky role but we have seen him run about like a mad guy offering support to who ever cries help over comms, (no idea how he does it all day, bloody youngsters and all that).
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What do you want to be when you grow up? In my bed.
Who do you look up to? Ryan Reynolds
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? Owen
What's your biggest pet peeve? Karen’s being Karen’s.
Who is the messiest person you know? Myself.
What is your favourite movie? Interstellar
What's your favourite place to eat? a kabab house after a night out.
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? Mice. too small and fast.
What would be your superpower? Growing every inch of my body ?
Were you bullied as a kid? Yes, because I was a idiot.
What were you like as a kid? an idiot?
Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four-man squad? let’s keep it to actors. Harrison ford, Clint Eastwood, Bruce lee, Keanu reeves
Favourite food? my wife.
Favourite band or musician? too many to name or pick.
Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? i nearly went deaf after i forgot to throw a pyro and it blew up next to my head.
What hobbies do you have? clapping cheeks. climbing, airsoft, gaming, family time.
Who is your dream date? Iceland watching the northern lights.
What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? gun positioning.
Best airsoft related advice. Stick to it. enjoy yourself.
Name: Joe
NickName: Zeff
Age:
Zeff is sniper 'Bitch' support gunner Dude, swapping between sniper and the ammo churning Bitch, m249. Full of useless info, the kind that would win a £500 pub quiz final answer. Running in ghillie most of the time and with a scope cam that is sexy as fuck with cheeky hits on the footage, we all want one.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Taller
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? Leslie Nelson
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Ross edgley
What's your biggest pet peeve? Open mouth chewing
What is your favourite movie? Star Wars 1-6
What's your favourite place to eat? Good pub good
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? That noise a spider makes when it hits the floor
What would be your superpower? Telekinetic
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? Playing airsoft and leaving with an ankle like a bag full of marbles.
What were you like as a kid? A part of Gods choir
What is your personal aim this year? To make it to the next
Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four-man squad? Hitler, Stalin, Putin and Queen Liz
Favourite food? Curry
If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? One of those Japanese game shows
Tell us your funniest joke? I used to be indecisive but now I’m not so sure.
What hobbies do you have? Gym, snowboarding and kayaking.
What is your favourite website? 123movies
Who is your dream date? 240 volt screw master pro 5000
Blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating cabins, elasticised Anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with optimal built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system. (He has put
much thought into this #misfitz)
What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Trigger control
One word to describe you? Imaginative
Best airsoft related advice. It’s just a game.
Site: Various
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Name: Jay
Nickname: Univesal Soldier
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What do you want to be when you grow up? successful and not stressing as much, living life like its meant to be lived
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? Jon Bernthal
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Jon Bernthal, Keanu Reeves, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? I think everyone brings something to the table, it’s like a nice face regime from American Psycho, every part is needed for some reason or another
What's your biggest pet peeve? Hypocrites and let downs
Who is the messiest person you know? I would need to come back to you on that one, probs my niece when she eats but she is only 2 lol
What is your favourite movie? how much space is here? lol I do love The Punisher, yes not a film, but it springs to mind, used to be obsessed with Demolition Man, and Blade!!! Wesley Snipes fan in the house! Obviously, The Terminator, the first two are the best, and Predator! oh, John Wick but the choreography is a little too delayed/staged but love how he does it all himself
What's your favourite place to eat? I do love a wing wahs as well as the tapa's bar in the mail box, damn I need to go there asap! Bar Estilo that’s it
What are your favourite clothes? Gym clothes, practical comfy, I live in them
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? Bumble bees and wasps!
What would be your superpower? Super strength and invisible
Are you good at accents? Sometimes, I think lol
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? When I was younger my brother sat down on my hand stopping him from sitting down, he didn’t first time, then thought I had moved, and snap, fuck me that hurt!
What would be on the gag reel of your life? When I was going to get into Porn lmao
Where did you grow up? Ascot/Bracknell then moved to Tamworth
What were your best/worst subjects in school? Worst was RE, Best was Music even though they didn’t let me play enough, stupid Ms Patterson lol
Were you bullied as a kid? Yes, Jesus was it bad that last year of high school during GCSE's, one of the reasons I became a bodybuilder, never had a problem since
What were you like as a kid? Energetic, played the drums for many years, always thinking, creating, building remote controlled planes, cars, boats, making pipe bombs, shooting air rifles, the list goes on
Name: Liam
NickName: Sister Shagger
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What do you want to be when you grow up? Demolitions engineer - there’s something satisfying about making things fall down
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? Ryan Reynolds - if he was taller and a few stone heavier….
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Ryan Reynolds…
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? Big Paulie, the man can’t not make you laugh!
What's your biggest pet peeve? Waking up on a weekend morning to realise you haven’t charged your batteries, filled the car or fixed your gun and knowing your going to have to beg
Paul to lend you things for the third time running….
Who is the messiest person you know? Me, anyone who has seen the boot of my car will agree
What is your favourite movie? Enemy at the gates
What's your favourite place to eat? Five guys grease at its finest
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? Falling
What would be your superpower? Invisibility, it would make life so much easier!
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? I once fell off a rope swing when it broke after watching it crack when someone much smaller went in it before!
What were your best/worst subjects in school? Best resistant materials - I actually enjoyed tinkering with things Worst French - there was nothing to tinker with
What were you like as a kid? Considerably slimmer than I am now! Otherwise just as messy
What is your personal aim this year? Can I get back to you when I finally figure this one out!
Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four-man squad? Christopher Lee, Chuck Norris, The Rock and Chris Rock
Favourite band or musician? Sabaton!
If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Gotta be the Super Bowl!
Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Gotta be the time I dressed as an engineer and had an entire toolbox of pyro and when I wrestled with young Akira for control of his
grenade launcher!
What hobbies do you have? Airsoft, Hiking, camping
What is your favourite website? The orange and black one ?
Who is your dream date? I’m spoken for!
What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Shoot and cover with grenades they never expect the grenade!
One word to describe you? Deranged
Best airsoft related advice. Use grenades, grenades solve all of life’s problems
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Name: Karl Jordan
NickName: dragon
Age: 38
That being said, if what you require is someone to block the BBs he is your man. He has actuall Dragon sized balls that means he has no fear in the face of danger.
Dragon is a passionate member of the Misfitz who would do anything for the team, and while relatively new to airsoft he is dedicated to upholding the rules and supporting other
players.
This makes him a valued and loved (and at times annoying) individual.
Some teams have Drag-queens we have a Dragon!
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Gun use: Masada
Fave weapon: Katana
Married/Single? Married