Our team is a group of airsofters from the Midlands who don’t take the sport to serious, our favorite place is Stormforce in Rugely. Father and sons, Uncles and nephew's, looking for our first Mother and son or daughter members, any and every one welcome. Love airsoft, love socializing at airsoft and definitely love the drinking after.
Name: Paul Martin
Age: 39 (lol, not going any higher)
Paul, ex RN, so is rubbish on land, he does try though. His partner in crime is Akira, he has known him 19 years or, its almost like he is his son. Playing for a few years so pretty much a noob in airsoft, as you always learning, if you see him best way to make friends is with a fresh cuppa' tea. Likes Marshalling and site photographer at Stormforce and work, part time lap dancer and security consultant.
Site: Stormforce, Rugely, best in the UK
Gun use: Honey Badger
Fave weapon: Honey Badger
Married/Single? Married to my Lovely Wife
Name: Owen Akira
Owen is our resident WW2 enthusiast, dont let his age put you off, he is deadly with 6mm balls of ouch. Sneaky and covert the only thing you will hear is the crack of his weapon, whether he is using one of his ww2 milsim or his modern kit. Best way to make friends, talk about PC gaming or quality food at good restaurants. Has a thing for weird and wonderful looking pets, a Pug, Land Hermit Crabs and Crested gecko to name a few.
Name: Andy Ford
Andy is our most famous player, he is the bass player from the Cower Hounds, so he rocks hard. How he has time to keep his lovely wife happy, be famous, be a player at Stormforce and also the best Head Marshall in the business, his game days are epic and challenging and everyone should have at least one game day under him at Stormforce. Recently had surgery to look 20 years younger, well, had hair cut and beard off!!!
Gun use: Krytac SPR & PDW, honey badger, plus other M4 platforms & G36c. L96 sniper, shotgun & Glock 17 and 1911 sidearms
Fave weapon: Krytac SPR
Age: not as old as Paulie
What do you want to be when you grow up? - Boys never do grow up do they?! When i was a kid i wanted to be a pilot. Lol. My Grandad was an air traffic controller and had a pilot’s licence, so many a weekend spent at the airfield and flying.
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? - Tough one. sorry, don’t really know.
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Director, not sure. Some actors you know aren't going to make a crap film. E.g., Denzel Washington or Morgan Freeman. I haven't got a favourite though.
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? - Hard to say! You're all great fun and we have a good laugh. The banter is fun and I enjoy watching Karlos & Dano winding each other up!
What's your biggest pet peeve? - I'm quite a stickler for punctuality (i don’t like being late, but don’t like others to be late either).
Who is the messiest person you know? - Probably my wife, but don’t tell her!
What is your favourite movie? - As a kid it was Star Wars, but now days my taste is much more varied. Still love Sci-Fi, but a film has got to have some action in it.
What's your favourite place to eat? - Nothing too pretentious. I like good home cooked food.
What are your favourite clothes? - Most of my clothes are outdoor type clothes. I'm not into fashion and wear what I like and what I’m comfortable in.
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? - Biggest = Nearly lost my wife a few years back due to health issues, scared the shit out of me and wouldn’t want to go through that again.
What would be your superpower? - Tricky one. Being invisible would be cool.
Are you good at accents? - No, terrible!
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? - I used to be pretty accident prone, would have to go to A&E at least once a year, but not so bad recently (touch wood). Dumbest probably when drunk.
What would be on the gag reel of your life? - As per above. I have been pretty accident prone in the past, so probably a compilation of those.
Where did you grow up? - Leicester.
What were your best/worst subjects in school? - Best was Maths. Worst was English.
Were you bullied as a kid? - Yes. But probably also did a bit of bullying myself. Part of growing up isn't it?
What were you like as a kid? - Pretty normal. Was never in the cool gang but was never with the weirdos either.
Site: Stormforce, Rugely, best in the UK
What do you want to be when you grow up? Truck driver
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? Jim Carey
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Vin Diesel
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? Paul
What's your biggest pet peeve? people not answering mobile phone
Who is the messiest person you know? daughter
What is your favourite movie? John wick
What's your favourite place to eat? KFC
What are your favourite clothes? combats and t shirt
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? more kids
What would be your superpower? strength
Are you good at accents? no
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? punched in face and given black eye while asleep
What would be on the gag reel of your life? childhood
Where did you grow up? Tamworth
What were your best/worst subjects in school? best pe, worst English
What were you like as a kid? little shit
What do you want to be when you grow up? Peter Pan I aint growing up
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? Jonny Depp, he would certainly make those crazy nights a little more crazy
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Leonardo DiCaprio, everything he is in is pure gold
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? Everyone in Misfitz has had me in stitches at one point or another and honestly think is has become part of the selection process but as for funniest, Gorehound has a way with words and perfect for Mom jokes, Twat
What's your biggest pet peeve? Unreliability and dishonesty
Who is the messiest person you know? That would be me
What is your favourite movie? The Goonies
What's your favourite place to eat? Mama Mia’s in Costa Del Sol
What are your favourite clothes? Jeans T and cloth shirt
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? Wasps, definitely wasps
What would be your superpower? Flying, just to add to the whole Peter Pan thing
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? Jumping on a wasp’s nest and needing medical attention, accidently might add (Paul here, was a great day, Gorehound FB lived it and the paramedics where proper jokes)
Where did you grow up? Cradely Heath, West Midlands UK, Fuengirola, Malaga, Spain
What were your best/worst subjects in school? Best Maths, worse English
Were you bullied as a kid? yeah, I was. Not the greatest childhood but things picked up after 16 so can’t complain after that
What were you like as a kid? 100% nuts, too much energy and not enough sense, loyal and honest though
Are you good at accents? I would like to say yes, but being good has yet to be determined
What would be in your gag real? Most of it to be honest, I have done some pretty dumb shit. Once and friend and I made a crossbow, and his head would most likely have been attached to a tree if it wasn’t for a random guy knocking it from my grip and trying to shoot an apple off his head (Paul, pmsl)
Name: Luke Scattergood
Scattman is the Poster Boy of the group, devilsih handsome, suave BUT alas ladies, he is spoken for, he has found Mr Right. His love of airsoft and the gym keeps him in good working order and is looking to compete in the 2017 Mr Gay UK. You will find him mostly mooching about in the bush (he may not be that gay ;) ) picking players off from a distance, or sneaking up behind them.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Retired
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? Bradley cooper
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Meh :/
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? Me pfft
What's your biggest pet peeve? airsoft techs ?
Who is the messiest person you know? Paul ❤️ (no argument there, said Kerry lol)
What is your favourite movie? Tropic thunder
What's your favourite place to eat? Miller and Carter
What are your favourite clothes? Comfy ones
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? Bungee jumping
What would be your superpower? Fix anything with a touch
Are you good at accents? Arr
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? Too many to choose from
What would be on the gag reel of your life? Too much
Where did you grow up? Tamwuff
What were your best/worst subjects in school? Mather science / English ?
Were you bullied as a kid? nope
What were you like as a kid? Unbearable
Gun use: m4 dmr, m4 cqb, acr, tar 21, l96, sten, 1911 punisher 1911 dragon
Fave weapon: m4 dmr ( The rairder)
Nickname: Univesal Soldier
What do you want to be when you grow up? successful and not stressing as much, living life like its meant to be lived
If someone was going to make your life into a movie, who would play you? Jon Bernthal
Who do you look up to (as an actor/director/etc.)? Jon Bernthal, Keanu Reeves, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Who’s the funniest person in the Misfitz? I think everyone brings something to the table, it’s like a nice face regime from American Psycho, every part is needed for some reason or another
What's your biggest pet peeve? Hypocrites and let downs
Who is the messiest person you know? I would need to come back to you on that one, probs my niece when she eats but she is only 2 lol
What is your favourite movie? how much space is here? lol I do love The Punisher, yes not a film, but it springs to mind, used to be obsessed with Demolition Man, and Blade!!! Wesley Snipes fan in the house! Obviously, The Terminator, the first two are the best, and Predator! oh, John Wick but the choreography is a little too delayed/staged but love how he does it all himself
What's your favourite place to eat? I do love a wing wahs as well as the tapa's bar in the mail box, damn I need to go there asap! Bar Estilo that’s it
What are your favourite clothes? Gym clothes, practical comfy, I live in them
What is your biggest/weirdest fear? Bumble bees and wasps!
What would be your superpower? Super strength and invisible
Are you good at accents? Sometimes, I think lol
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? When I was younger my brother sat down on my hand stopping him from sitting down, he didn’t first time, then thought I had moved, and snap, fuck me that hurt!
What would be on the gag reel of your life? When I was going to get into Porn lmao
Where did you grow up? Ascot/Bracknell then moved to Tamworth
What were your best/worst subjects in school? Worst was RE, Best was Music even though they didn’t let me play enough, stupid Ms Patterson lol
Were you bullied as a kid? Yes, Jesus was it bad that last year of high school during GCSE's, one of the reasons I became a bodybuilder, never had a problem since
What were you like as a kid? Energetic, played the drums for many years, always thinking, creating, building remote controlled planes, cars, boats, making pipe bombs, shooting air rifles, the list goes on
Nathan is the son of Skel, lucky Kid. He is fast and you wont see him go, just hear him finishing off objectives. His style is run and gun. Still teaching him the fine art of tea making, Ojo is his teacher, so probably will be a while before he gets it right. If you want something doing fast and ugly, this kid is your man, wind him up and watch him go.
Gun use: g36k, glock, mb03, 003 shorty
Fave weapon: Glock
Name: Stephen Skelton
Skel is one of our Nerd Geeky Tech's, he is responsable for our logo. Also the Father of Nathan, poor bloke. His game style is very subtle, just like a Tank in a hospital trauma ward. Dont be fooled by our giant, he is sneaky, he will sneak around the tea urn all day long. He is our go to guy for our tech stuff with PC stuff and the likes.
Gun use: mainly Ak 74 (cos I buggered my Aug), also have asg l96 and various pistols.
Fave weapon: VSS Vintorez
Name: Karl Jordan
That being said, if what you require is someone to block the BBs he is your man. He has actuall Dragon sized balls that means he has no fear in the face of danger.
Dragon is a passionate member of the Misfitz who would do anything for the team, and while relatively new to airsoft he is dedicated to upholding the rules and supporting other players.
This makes him a valued and loved (and at times annoying) individual.
Some teams have Drag-queens we have a Dragon!
Gun use: Masada
Fave weapon: Katana
Name: Wayne Hughes
NickName: Bush Wookie or Punisher
Wayne is our current gun collector, almost each game he begins with 'Guess what i got new?' Sporting a mo hawk he is ghillied up for sniper fun, if you want him on the field the only way is by radio, he could even by six feet away but you wouldnt know that. He is the resident groupy for The Cower Hounds. Has recently joined the Marshall ranks at Stormforce
Gun use: M15A4 Frank Castle Custom, M4/M203, VZ61 Skorpian, MP7, Punp Shotty, MK23, Extreme 45 Full Auto 1911, M92, Auto 9, 8 Inch Dan Wesson, L96 and Soviet SVD63 Dragunov
Fave weapon: Frank Castle Custom
Married/Single? Married, just waiting for the ceremony
Name: Tomas Whitney
Whit is another one our Father/Son Squaddies, and is ready for his close up. He says he is Grumpy, but we say he is Hench Man material with a serious face!!! Comes with a wide range of skills, like walking and shooting! Tactical player who loves to shoot and use grenades, always has a few on his tact vest. Reliable as a Swiss clock.
Gun use: Lots
Fave weapon: Echo1 m240b
Name: Edward Blackburn
Fuzz is our resident army expert, want to see an action man in action? Dont watch him. Another member who likes Ruskie loud outs, must be on buy one get one from somewhere. Once went mountain biking and nearly got mugged off by a Grizzly Bear, true story. Want to make friends, make his tea, if he offers to pay for youto make tea for the day, he wont pay until the end of play, after Akira ripped him off, one quid for one tea made, out rageous.
Site: Stormforce regularly, been to many all over the country
Gun use: E&L ak74,LCT Rpk ,We Makarov although own a few more and having owned a variety throughout the years have settled on predominately those 3
Fave weapon: E&L ak74