Meet our team of Special Ops, "Where everyone is special"

Our team is a group of airsofters from the Midlands who don’t take the sport to serious, our favorite place is Stormforce in Rugely. Father and sons, Uncles and nephew's, looking for our first Mother and son or daughter members, any and every one welcome. Love airsoft, love socializing at airsoft and definitely love the drinking after.

 

Name: Paul Martin

NickName: Stryder

Age: 35 (lol, well you know how it goes)

 

Paul, ex RN, so is rubbish on land, he does try though. His partner in crime is Akira, he has known him 14 years or, its almost like he is his son. Playing for a few years so pretty much a noob in airsoft, as you always learning, if you see him best way to make friends is with a fresh cuppa' tea. Likes Marshalling and site photographer at Stormforce and work, part time lap dancer and security consultant.

 

Site: Stormforce, Rugely, best in the UK

Gun use: Honey Badger

Fave weapon: Honey Badger

Married/Single? Married to my Lovely Wife

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? Very supportive of both of us, plus, she gets the remote control
  • What is your personal aim this year? To lose half my body weight
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? The New A Team
  • Favourite food? Indian
  • Favourite band or musician? Chicane
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? All Japan Judo
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? slipping and sliding whilst trying to look operater in front of the whole site
  • Tell us your funniest joke? What the three words women hate to hear during sex? Honey I am home.
  • What hobbies do you have? Judo, Gym, Footy, although them days are over, arthirits seems to get the best of us
  • What is your favourite website? www.stormforceairsoft.co.uk
  • Who is your dream date? My wife and Rhonda Rousey
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Akira, wont spend his pocket money
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Fitness for sure
  • One word to describe you? Tank-ish
  • Best airsoft related advice. Get a group of friends to play with, loads more fun

 

Name: Owen Akira

NickName: Akira

Age:14

 

Owen is our resident WW2 enthusiast, dont let his age put you off, he is deadly with 6mm balls of ouch. Sneaky and covert the only thing you will hear is the crack of his weapon, whether he is using one of his ww2 milsim or his modern kit. Best way to make friends, talk about PC gaming or quality food at good restaurants. Has a thing for weird and wonderful looking pets, a Pug, Land Hermit Crabs and Crested gecko to name a few.

 

Site: Stomforce

Gun use: MP44/Grease gun 1911/Ruger AK Tactical

Fave weapon: MP44

Married/Single? None

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? None, am single
  • What is your personal aim this year? To get a MG42
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Morgan Freeman, Vassili Zaytsev, Blackbeard, Santa Claus
  • Favourite food? Chinese
  • Favourite band or musician? Hogni
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? The biggest airsoft WW2 event
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Going to fire my glock and the mag falling
  • Tell us your funniest joke? Whats the most popular Bee's? BOBBIES
  • What hobbies do you have? Airsoft! Obviously! 
  • What is your favourite website? Anything airsoft
  • Who is your dream date? Emma Willis
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Chad 
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Communication
  • One word to describe you? Brilliant
  • Best airsoft related advice. Dont get shot

 

Name: Andy Ford

NickName: 4D

Age: 35

 

Andy is our most famous player, he is the bass player from the Cower Hounds, so he rocks hard. How he has time to keep his lovely wife happy, be famous, be a player at Stormforce and also the best Head Marshall in the business, his game days are epic and challenging and everyone should have at least one game day under him at Stormforce. Recently had surgery to look 20 years younger, well, had hair cut and beard off!!!

 

Site: StormForce

Gun use: Krytac SPR & PDW, honey badger, plus other M4 platforms & G36c. L96 sniper, shotgun & Glock 17 and 1911 sidearms

Fave weapon: Krytac SPR

Married/Single? Married

  • What does your other half think of you going missing in action at weekends? Fine. She's probably just happy I'm not littering the garden with BBs instead
  • What is your personal aim this year? Fill my days in between working on my music to Continue to write new and exciting games for all the extra players we are seeing
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Chuck Norris. Bruce die hard. Arnold terminator. Bez from the happy Monday's
  • Favourite food? Caribbean food
  • Favourite band or musician? Grunge & rock. Nirvana, Soundgarden,Tool, Butthole surfers. Led Zeppelin . Black sabbath
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Football Champions league final. If it was Aston Villa vs Inter Milan. Or Monaco GP
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Embarrassing, throwing a smoke grenade that hit tree and bounced back to hit myself and smoke out our position. Funny. Too many. As a head marshal I've seen so many funny things. That's why we love Airsoft. Plenty to laugh about
  • Tell us your funniest joke? No way I can commit that to print. Meet me and after I've known you 3 years I'll tell ya
  • What hobbies do you have? I play in a band. We are pretty much semiprofessional with released material available. Music videos etc. It's more than a hobby it's my life. I live to play music. I’m a petrol head and have a classic car too. I like walking nature trails and my PS4 too
  • What is your favourite website? Probably eBay sad as that is. Or YouTube
  • Who is your dream date? My wife of course. Come on guys what ya trying to do to a guy here. Already told y'all I'm married. Haha
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Don't think I know everyone beyond shooting other people in the woods in mud and rain on weekends, so that's unfair to say. Me probably I'm a musician who plays Airsoft. Come on. Me got no monies. Lol
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Fitness and target shooting. Also practice moving quietly
  • One word to describe you? Underground
  • Best airsoft related advice. Look after your gear, treat your RIF as you would a gun, and don't take skirmishing too serous just have fun with it.

 

Name: Wayne Hughes
NickName: Bush Wookie or Punisher
Age: 36

 

Wayne is our current gun collector, almost each game he begins with 'Guess what i got new?' Sporting a mo hawk he is ghillied up for sniper fun, if you want him on the field the only way is by radio, he could even by six feet away but you wouldnt know that. He is the resident groupy for The Cower Hounds. Has recently joined the Marshall ranks at Stormforce


Site: Stormforce

Gun use: M15A4 Frank Castle Custom, M4/M203, VZ61 Skorpian, MP7, Punp Shotty, MK23, Extreme 45 Full Auto 1911, M92, Auto 9, 8 Inch Dan Wesson, L96 and Soviet SVD63 Dragunov

Fave weapon: Frank Castle Custom

Married/Single? Married, just waiting for the ceremony

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? Loves it and misses me at the same time
  • What is your personal aim this year? To finish my Punisher loadout
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Vlad The Impaler, The Punisher, The Terminator and Rambo
  • Favourite food? Chicken Vindaloo
  • Favourite band or musician? Cower Hounds, Pantera and Black Label Society
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Aston villa winning the premier league
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Tripping over a tree root to medic a mate nearly knocking the Marshall off his feet
  • Tell us your funniest joke? To dirty for a familiy friendly page
  • What hobbies do you have? Airsoft, Guitar, reading and PC gaming
  • What is your favourite website? Dont really have one
  • Who is your dream date? My Girlfriend
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? The one who has no cash on the day
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Listening and communication
  • One word to describe you? Unknown
  • Best airsoft related advice. Take your hits, have fun, if in doubt ask and watch your over

 

Name: Paul Inch
NickName: Crackerjacker or Inchie
Age: 25

 

CrackerJacker is another Chap that is into ww2, Nam etc. Has many uniforms mainly US and the weapons that go with it. He has in his charge his younger Bro and Sis who are into the sport. Don’t recognize his face? Look for the 'Hawk'. Sometimes has a magnet as a face, most games ends up with a few war wounds across his mush. Best way to make friends make him tea and keep is coming, Kids you reading this? King of witty banter and innuendos, much more clever than 'That’s what she said' jokes. 


Site: Stormforce, Rugely, best in the UK
Gun use: M16vn
Fave weapon: M1a1 Thompson
Married/Single? Common law man and wife

•    What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? Partner loves it when I’m out from under her feet
•    What is your personal aim this year? Personal aim to climb great lengths in my career
•    Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Billy The Kid, Sylvester Stallone, Julius Caeser, Bruce Willis
•    Favourite food? Steak
•    Favourite band or musician? Dropkick Murphys
•    If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? NHL (National Hockey League)
•    Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Running into a tree and falling down a slope
•    Tell us your funniest joke? Jokes come natural
•    What hobbies do you have? Pew pewing and anything that involves breaking things and rebuilding them
•    What is your favourite website? EBay can never buy too much rubbish
•    Who is your dream date? Who needs dates when one woman takes up your time?
•    What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Ojo as he’s too young this makes shaking a round out of him harder
•    What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Hip fire spray and pray as one bb isn’t enough to shoot a team
•    One word to describe you? Strangely-cool-guy
•    Best airsoft related advice. Have fun and look after the airsoft buddies

 

 

Name: Jack Inch    
NickName: Badger
Age: 17

 

Bager is brother to Crackerjack and Meg, he also likes his ww2, Vnam uniforms, aswel as the weapons to. He has a thing for 'tinkering' with weapons, doesnt always end up well, a gun shooting at 80 feet will soon shoot at 20 feet, dont know how, he is Just Jack. Also a Chap of few words, just look below.


Site: Stormforce / All
Gun use: M16
Fave weapon: Thompson
Married/Single? Single

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? Single, are you daft
  • What is your personal aim this year? To get an apprenticeship 
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? The Expendables
  • Favourite food? Chinese
  • Favourite band or musician? Chimes
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Ice Hockey, Stanley Cup
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Just being there normally
  • Tell us your funniest joke? My sister bet me a hundred pounds I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face as i drove PASTA
  • What hobbies do you have? Airfix
  • What is your favourite website? Youtube
  • Who is your dream date? Selena Gomez
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Me
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Cardio
  • One word to describe you? Gunny
  • Best airsoft related advice? Don’t be a dick

 

Name: Megan Inch
NickName: Minch
Age: 15

 

Minch is sister to Pinch and Bager, also our first female player, well we do have a couple of big girls, but thats another story. Another quiet one, good job we got Big Bro Paulie with them, or they wouldnt say much lol. Doesnt get to play much, will have to bully Pinch into bringing her more, we need females in the sport and the Squad.


Site: Stormforce / All
Gun use: MP5
Fave weapon: MP5
Married/Single? single

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? N/A, but boys smell and if he played up I would slap him
  • What is your personal aim this year? To get healthy
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? The Tele Tubbies
  • Favourite food? Chinese
  • Favourite band or musician? Eminem
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Olympics
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Fell down a hill, being all operator
  • Tell us your funniest joke? Whats the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar Bear
  • What hobbies do you have? Running
  • What is your favourite website? Facebook
  • Who is your dream date? My birthday
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? CrackerJack
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Fitness
  • One word to describe you? Funny
  • Best airsoft related advice? Stay in a group, team work

Name: Stephen Skelton

NickName:Skel

Age:45

 

Skel is one of our Nerd Geeky Tech's, he is responsable for our logo. Also the Father of Nathan, poor bloke. His game style is very subtle, just like a Tank in a hospital trauma ward. Dont be fooled by our giant, he is sneaky, he will sneak around the tea urn all day long. He is our go to guy for our tech stuff with PC stuff and the likes.

 

Site: Stormforce

Gun use: mainly Ak 74 (cos I buggered my Aug), also have asg l96 and various pistols.

Fave weapon: VSS Vintorez

Married/Single? Married

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? She's glad I'm out of the way...
  • What is your personal aim this year? Lose weight and become a porn star
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Ghengis khan, Hitler, Eisenhower and Dave (the minion)
  • Favourite food? Fast....
  • Favourite band or musician? I don't have a favourite, my likes range from classical to thrash.
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Not into sport but going to the F1 this year on the 8th July.
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Getting lost (on multiple occasions) and ending up in the enemy stronghold...
  • Tell us your funniest joke? A horse went into a bar and the bartender said... Why the long face???
  • What hobbies do you have? Airsoft and anything geeky
  • What is your favourite website? www.misfitz.co.uk of course
  • Who is your dream date? Denise Richards
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Unsure at the moment
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? RUN AND HIDE!!!!!!
  • One word to describe you? Twat
  • Best airsoft related advice. See number 12......

 

Name: Nathan

NickName: Gretel

Age: 13

 

Nathan is the son of Skel, lucky Kid. He is fast and you wont see him go, just hear him finishing off objectives. His style is run and gun. Still teaching him the fine art of tea making, Ojo is his teacher, so probably will be a while before he gets it right. If you want something doing fast and ugly, this kid is your man, wind him up and watch him go.

 

Site: Stormforce

Gun use: g36k, glock, mb03, 003 shorty

Fave weapon: Glock

Married/Single? Single

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? Girls smell
  • What is your personal aim this year? Become stronger and one year older
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? A Russian, Hitler, Donald Trump (for defences), Godzilla
  • Favourite food? KFC
  • Favourite band or musician? Scooter
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? I don't really like sports
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Probably falling down the hill rolling many times before landing in to someone and then losing my pistol mag
  • Tell us your funniest joke? No wonder Hitler was always so angry nobody ever gave him a high five they just left him hanging
  • What hobbies do you have? Airsoft and technology
  • What is your favourite website? YouTube
  • Who is your dream date? Anyone at this stage in life
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? I don't know but I'm under age so if anybody buys me a drink I don't mind
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Get shot before you go
  • One word to describe you? Small
  • Best airsoft related advice. Get shot before you go

 

Name: Ryan Hodson
NickName: Rodney 
Age:14


Site: Stormeforce airsoft
Gun use: g36
Fave weapon: g36
Married/Single? Dating 

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? Doesn't really care 
  • What is your personal aim this year? For airsoft to learn different tactics and to learn angles on people 
  • Celebrity, historical figures who would be your deadliest four man squad? Mad Jack the person to fight ww2 with a bow and arrow, Myself, best friend Nathan, Stephen Skelton and Owen Martin
  • Favourite food? Full English breakfast 
  • Favourite band or musician? ACDC, Magnum or Thunder
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Rally Racing 
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Falling waist deep in mud by border
  • Tell us your funniest joke? Don't have one 
  • What hobbies do you have? Mechanics, airsoft, ju jitsu and walking 
  • What is your favourite website? Taiwan guns or Patrol Base 
  • Who is your dream date? Don't have one 
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Nathan Skelton 
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Learning angles and camouflage 
  • One word to describe you? Stupid 
  • Best airsoft related advice. Know your map know your guns and know the best tactics

 

Name: Craig Whitehouse
NickName: Sneeky Russia
Age: 32

 

Craig is one of our Funny Guys, always keeping a smile on his face and ours (see profile picture) and as you can see by his fave joke, well, is it a joke?

 

Site: Stormforce
Gun use: DMR
Fave weapon: krytac 
Married/Single: Single

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? Free use of the TV
  • What is your personal aim this year? Survive
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? A Alien, predidor, Arnald swatzineegar, me
  • Favourite food? Steak
  • Favourite band or musician? Queen
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Suba dive
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Tripped over my own feet and fell while shooting half my own team
  • Tell us your funniest joke? Knock knock, whos there, docotor, DR WHO !!!!
  • What hobbies do you have? Airsoft, kids, scuba diving and sex
  • What is your favourite website? Steam
  • Who is your dream date? myself
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? no comment
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? a cup of tea
  • One word to describe you? Arse
  • Best airsoft related advice. Use fully auto

 

Name: Geoff Ingram
NickName: Pistol Pete 
Age: 50

 

Geoff is the gravel voiced tactical brain amongst the squad. One for finding useful new toys for us, the latest is a trolley for all our kit, see Costco for details!!!  Sneaky in and out of trees but always on comms so he is a good source of intel. Be his friend for the day, fill his mug full of tea, you may require a huge tea urn, he has the biggest mug in the world.

 

 

Site: Stormforce / All
Gun use: G36, MK23
Fave weapon: G36
Married/Single? Ball and Chain

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? Doesn’t notice, busy spending on my credit card
  • What is your personal aim this year? To find none hit takers and tea bag them 
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Ghandi, Mother Teresa, Groucho Marx, Mandela
  • Favourite food? Sea food, see food and I eat it
  • Favourite band or musician? Cower Hounds and Cliff Richard
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Tiddly Winks Grand Final
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Too many to mention, after all I am special
  • Tell us your funniest joke? A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
  • What hobbies do you have? Helicopters
  • What is your favourite website? Taiwan Gun
  • Who is your dream date? Billy Piper
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? The one that hangs about at the back of the group, you know who you are
  • One word to describe you? Geoff
  • Best airsoft related advice? Take you hits cheating bastards 

 

Name: Carl Atkins 
NickName: AKA
Age: 35 years young

 


Site: Stormforce for the last 3 years 
Gun use: Magpul Masadas X3 and a MOE
Fave weapon: Masada ACR 
Married/Single? Served 10 years of my marriage so far.  

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? She does not even notice I’m not there until her dinner is not cooked. 
  • What is your personal aim this year? Save a kitten or win the Lotto; both will fill me with immense happiness. 
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Chuck Norris.  You don’t really need anyone else. 
  • Favourite food? Curry (Madras with Keema Pilau rice) 
  • Favourite band or musician? Oasis 
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Miss hot and desperate for a middle aged Midlands man who is slightly receding world finals. 
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Thinking I’m a stealth SAS ninja type, I crept silently to the window at Fort whereupon an enemy player poked his head up and froze with fear as my gun was less than a foot away from his face. Being the good all round guy that I am, I refrained from making him cry and instead we just both laughed. He came out and shook my hand and thank me for not shooting. 
  • Tell us your funniest joke? A man enters a library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says, ‘fluff off, you won’t bring it back!”. 
  • What hobbies do you have? Airsoft, PS4 and time with my family. 
  • What is your favourite website? Ali Express is my second favourite.
  • Who is your dream date? ‘My wife’, if she ever asks,  but if she is not around Megan Fox will do. 
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Paul Salter...  His military training come into play as he scuttles from the room. 
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Communication
  • One word to describe you? Genuine...  
  • Best airsoft related advice. If you think it may have been a hit just take it. 

 

Name: Karl Jordan
NickName: dragon
Age: 36

 

That being said, if what you require is someone to block the BBs he is your man. He has actuall Dragon sized balls that means he has no fear in the face of danger. 
Dragon is a passionate member  of the Misfitz who would do anything for the team, and while relatively new to airsoft he is dedicated to upholding the rules and supporting other players.

This makes him a valued and loved (and at times annoying) individual. 
Some teams have Drag-queens we have a Dragon!


Site: Stormforce
Gun use: Masada
Fave weapon: Katana
Married/Single? Married

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? She wouldn't mind
  • What is your personal aim this year? Secure my legacy
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Hitler, Stallone, Ip Man, William Wallace
  • Favourite food? Chinese
  • Favourite band or musician? Pet Shop Boys
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? NHL
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Having a flash bang land inbetween my balls then see it explode with carl atkins crying with laugher
  • Tell us your funniest joke? 
  • What hobbies do you have? Drinking and playing rainbow six on ps4
  • What is your favourite website? Bloody disgusting.com all things horror
  • Who is your dream date? Any fit goth girl
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Me hahahah
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft?  Patience
  • One word to describe you? Chilled
  • Best airsoft related advice. Dont be a one man hero allways help your team mates before yourself

 

 

Name: Damian Becton
Nickname: I have a few.. Fuzzy, Lunchbox and Paladin
Age: 38

 

Site: Stormforce
Gun use: M60vn
Fave weapon: M60vn
Married/Single? Engaged

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? She is used to it com8ng from a re-enactment background
  • What is your personal aim this year? To make it through to next year
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Chuck Norris in a bad mood... won’t need 3 others
  • Favourite food? Everything I can’t have
  • Favourite band or musician? Aerosmith, Steve Tyler
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Botn/Hmb (Battle of the nation/historic medieval battle)
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? As a support gunner I’m prone to ending up on my arse at least twice a game.. normally in embarrassing moments
  • Tell us your funniest joke? Did you hear they have started making explosive prayer mats? They are becoming very popular and the profits are going through the roof!
  • What hobbies do you have? Airsoft and re-enactment (Viking and Roman)
  • What is your favourite website? Facebook addict
  • Who is your dream date? Alicia Silverstone
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Owen... too young to buy alcohol lol
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Responsibility
  • One word to describe you? Unhinged
  • Best airsoft related advice. Listen to advice don't rush in

Name: Tomas Whitney

NickName: Whit
Age: 39

 

Whit is another one our Father/Son Squaddies, and is ready for his close up. He says he is Grumpy, but we say he is Hench Man material with a serious face!!! Comes with a wide range of skills, like walking and shooting! Tactical player who loves to shoot and use grenades, always has a few on his tact vest. Reliable as a Swiss clock.


Site: Various
Gun use: Lots
Fave weapon: Echo1 m240b
Married/Single? Married

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? Ok with it
  • What is your personal aim this year? Sorting bloody land rover out
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Michael Moonsor, Chris Kyle, Marcus Luttrell
  • Favourite food? Sunday roast
  • Favourite band or musician? Any just play it Loud
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Milsim week
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Shoot at people then realised had no mag in
  • Tell us your funniest joke? Yeah so called highly paid gun techs
  • What hobbies do you have? Airsoft of course 
  • What is your favourite website? EBay 
  • Who is your dream date? My wife
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? ME!
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Teamwork
  • One word to describe you? Grumpy
  • Best airsoft related advice. Make sure you got mag in gun

 

Name: Luke Scattergood
NickName: Scattman
Age:21

 

Scattman is the Poster Boy of the group, devilsih handsome, suave BUT alas ladies, he is spoken for, he has found Mr Right. His love of airsoft and the gym keeps him in good working order and is looking to compete in the 2017 Mr Gay UK. You will find him mostly mooching about in the bush (he may not be that gay ;) ) picking players off from a distance, or sneaking up behind them.

 

Site:Stormforce
Gun use: m4 dmr, m4 cqb, acr, tar 21, l96, sten, 1911 punisher 1911 dragon 
Fave weapon: m4 dmr ( The rairder)
Married/Single? Imprisoned 

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? I'm mental
  • What is your personal aim this year? Bigger faster stronger 
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Chris Kyle, Genghis Kahn, Bill Oddy, My Mom
  • Favourite food? Bakewell tart
  • Favourite band or musician? N/a
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Red bull rampage
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Power slide into the pond 
  • Tell us your funniest joke? My first born
  • What hobbies do you have? mtb airsoft gym 
  • What is your favourite website? Well erm 
  • Who is your dream date? My girlfriend...  Lol 
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Ojo always pulls the I'm 13 card 
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Hangover (we can vouch for this lol)
  • One word to describe you? Rare
  • Best airsoft related advice. One shots plenty at close range full auto will result in a beating

 

Name: Mark Ward
NickName: Cavey, i have been likened to Captain Caveman on occasion, I can’t see the resemblance myself.
Age: 49
 

 
Site: Stormforce
Gun use: M14, M4, M249, AUG, Tri Shot shotgun, MP5, MP7, 6 inch Magnum, ASG sniper, Steyr Sniper, 1911
Fave weapon: M14, Magnum, M249
Married/Single? Married

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? As long as i put my kit away like a good boy and not drag mud through the house, no problems
  • What is your personal aim this year? To lose a bit of weight
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Henry 5th, Jet Li, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan
  • Favourite food? Roast lamb dinner
  • Favourite band or musician? Jethro Tull and Rammestein 
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Game day at Stormforce
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Wearing a pink tutu for a stag do
  • Tell us your funniest joke? Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are all in wheelchairs. They find an old lamp and after rubbing a genie says 'I will grant you one wish each'mThe Englishman whispers to the Genie, there is a flash of light and BOOM, wheelchair gone and he is jogging on the spot. The Genie asks the Scotsman what he desires, the Scotsman whisper to the Genie and BOOM, flash of light and the Scotsman is stood there with two healthy legs. Then it’s the Irishman’s turn, he whispers to the Genie and WHAM a flash of light and when the sight returns to their eyes the Irishman is still in his wheelchair. The Englishman and the Scotsman look at each other, then to the Irishman who is beaming his head off in delight, and says to them both 'Just look at them tyres'
  • What hobbies do you have? Airsoft, guitar, penny whistle, hunting, fishing, reading, leatherwork, motorcycles, used to be 15th century re-enactment
  • What is your favourite website? Not sure if eBay counts
  • Who is your dream date? Dawn French, funny and i am taller and she will keep you warm
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Damo
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Hiding behind the bloke with the biggest gun
  • One word to describe you? Knackered
  • Best airsoft related advice. Point the bit with the hole in the end at the enemy and pull trigger

 

Name: Mark Burden
NickName: Birdy
Age: 31

 

Birdy is another guitar playing head the ball rocker, we all have one thing in common, the Cower Hounds. If you give him your car keys to pick something up just remind him not to lock them in the car. Also a Marshall at Stormforce where he plays. He is unpredictable as he says, is he in combats or dressed as a . . . Vicar? See the gallery. Often be found in the safe zone drinking tea, but to date hasnt made one for any other members of the squad lol

 

Site: Stormforce, Rugely, best in the UK
Gun use: Krytac PDW, Honey Badger, Tippman M4
Fave weapon: G36c
Married/Single? Single

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? Who now?
  • What is your personal aim this year? Pass driving test
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Stephen Hawking, Steven Seagal, Victor Marx, Cynthia Rothrock
  • Favourite food? Lamb roast dinner
  • Favourite band or musician? Nirvana, Iggy Pop and Cower Hounds!
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? World Cup Final
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Playing the role of the mad priest
  • Tell us your funniest joke? N/A
  • What the three words women hate to hear during sex? Cuppa tea then
  • What hobbies do you have? Playing bass guitar in band and playing live and airsoft 
  • What is your favourite website? Stormforce or this one
  • Who is your dream date? No idea 
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Me lol
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? comms check
  • One word to describe you? Unpredictable
  • Best airsoft related advice. Always take the hit even if you’re unsure, players will respect you more and it will make you a better player.

 

Name: Edward Blackburn

NickName: Fuzz

Age: 19

 

Fuzz is our resident army expert, want to see an action man in action? Dont watch him. Another member who likes Ruskie loud outs, must be on buy one get one from somewhere. Once went mountain biking and nearly got mugged off by a Grizzly Bear, true story. Want to make friends, make his tea, if he offers to pay for youto make tea for the day, he wont pay until the end of play, after Akira ripped him off, one quid for one tea made, out rageous.

 

Site: Stormforce  regularly, been to  many all over the country

Gun use: E&L ak74,LCT Rpk ,We Makarov although own a few more and having owned a variety throughout the years have settled on predominately those 3

Fave weapon: E&L ak74

Married/Single? dating

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? Doesn't mind me doing what she calls nerd balling
  • What is your personal aim this year? Carry on collecting Russian kit and equipment and to start back into using a sniper rifle regularly
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? John Mcaleese, Simo Haya, Vasily Zaitsev, Chris Kyle
  • Favourite food? Roast dinner
  • Favourite band or musician? Five Finger Death Punch, Sabaton
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Tour de France
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Wattsy nearly knocking me out while dragging me down to medic me
  • Tell us your funniest joke? A man walks into a bar ... Ouch
  • What hobbies do you have? Airsoft (of course) , cycling ,cricket, war gaming
  • What is your favourite website? Tough one might not be suitable for on here
  • Who is your dream date? Ellie Golding
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Owen, he underage but always uses that excuse
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Fire and manoeuvre
  • One word to describe you? Crazy
  • Best airsoft related advice? Buy second hand as you'll only end up ripping half the internals out anyhow

 

Name: Chad Scheepers

NickName: Chadders

Age:13

 

Chadders is our man from another continent, he isnt that difficult to understand with his South African Black Country twang, just have to listen hard. He is a good team player and loves to get stuck in, loves airsoft as much as the next chap or his uncle who got him into the sport. Cany comment on his tea making skills, he hasnt made the Boss's none yet.

 

Site: Stomforce

Gun use: UMP 45

Fave weapon: UMP 45

Married/Single? None

  • What does your other half think of going missing in action at weekends? None, am single
  • What is your personal aim this year? To attend a huge game and camp out 
  • Celebrity, historical figures, who would be your deadliest four man squad? Arnie, Rambo, Hitman and jack Sparrow
  • Favourite food? Any food
  • Favourite band or musician? Diplo
  • If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be? Major airsoft 
  • Most embarrassing or funny moment on the field? Fell into a muddy puddle in front of loads of players
  • Tell us your funniest joke? Knock, Knock, whos there? Boo. Boo Who? Dont cry its only me
  • What hobbies do you have? Airsoft! Obviously! 
  • What is your favourite website? Iwholesale
  • Who is your dream date? Kyle Jenner
  • What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out? Owen Bond 
  • What training drill do you think is most important for airsoft? Stealth
  • One word to describe you? Funny
  • Best airsoft related advice. Dont trigger finger

 

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